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Things Not To Say When Hitting on a Girl Named Charity #?

1. Guy: (waving his hand in front of my face) Hey...how's it going?
2. Me: (takes off earphones) Oh...um. Good? You?
3. Guy: Good. So where you headed?
4. Me: Union Station.
5. Guy: Where you coming from? Are you around here?
6. Me: Yeah, I live in the neighborhood.
7. Guy: So what's your name?
8. Me: Charity.
9. Guy: Charity? Like...Charity work?
10. Me: Yeah...like that.